The Pun of the Punk

 

“We will never be at war with Islam.”

Yes, you will never have sex with him, and he will continue raping you:

 Iran, September 2012.

Lebanon, September 2012.

 Egypt, September 2012.

Sudan, September 2012.

 Tunis, September 2012.

 Yemen, September 2012.

 Libya, September 2012: the murder of an American ambassador.